Use American Express or your ass will be forcefully sodomized

Notice towards the conclusion of this ad how the TSA agent puts on latex gloves...

Now, I've read that people are "missing the dark humor" of this ad.

I find nothing funny about the fact that a legitimate business traveler, on a legitimate business trip, will have his rights -- and by implication, his ass -- violated because he doesn't use American Express.

AE - go fuck yourself!