August 2, 2007
Count the Toxic Paint Chips with Elmo
But consider this: China exports $17,800,000,000 in toys annually, meaning:
$178,000,000 in toxic toys are still on the market (from just one year's worth of exports)
Toxic-As-Hell-Lead-Paint-Chipping-Elmos are still out there ready to kill your children.
Today's lesson: tell the younglings to read a book, ride a bike, climb a tree or play with fire -- Elmo is hazardous to one's health!