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October 31, 2005
Spooky Spawn
Children these days are scary....and expensive.
Your little trend-setter simply must have these $149 Diesel distressed jeans. They're already splattered with paint - since we all know that children no longer actualy do things like play or paint, anymore.
If you're really interested in your child looking sporty cool, you can spend $192.50 at the Gap for that desired look!
Or -- you can create little monsters who don't even need makeup for the Tricks or Treats! Little children really, really need $44 tee-shirts to make a fashion statement in second grade.
Sigh.
Ew.
Not to mention the little buggers are growing up with even worse manners than ever before. Don't even get me started on the new generation's version of a Throwaway Society (my neighbor has 7 children and runs a daycare facility out of her home-- the amount of litter and garbage they produce could fill 10 football fields within a year!)