Get Drunk. Have Sex. Solve Mysteries.

Well...two out of three ain't bad.

Last night, my pal Brian and I headed out to spend a few hours with Pee Wee Herman in the air-conditioned smokiness of Frederick's Music Lounge.

The pop-corn was non-stop, the Diet Coke was only a dollar and the bar patrons were totally-straight, slightly-edgy, alterna-boys wearing vintage graphic tees and sporting gigantor muttonchops. In other words, heaven! Well...almost heaven. It's hard flirting with straight boys -- they kinda get all nervous and such.

I'm jammin' on their movie nights, especially now that they're running a Nick, Nora + Asta Charles night on Fridays through September. That's where this post's headline comes from - from their Xeroxed flyer promoting a Thin Man series they've started. Xeroxed flyers make me feel all giddy and old-school.

So, I tip my soda to William Powell and Myrna Loy and that little dog, too! I might just fashion myself a boutonniere or buy a new hat just for one of these nights, just for the hell of it.....