United Church of Bitchitude and Latter Day Drunks

You're invited to the first meeting of the United Church of Bitchitude and Latter Day Drunks.

You see, a certain Angry Black Bitch and I have turned to the founding principles of this country: capitalism and churchification to create a movement based on one simple premise:

It's not about getting well, it's about getting even.

And revenge, my dear, is a drink best served cold. What you put in it is your own damn choice. Much like L. Ron, we believe in the principles of self-determination.

We are of course, looking for disciples. If you're a fan of history, you know that most major religions have begun with impoverished visionaries that suffer from delusions of grandeur. We fit that bill to a tee.

So, you're invited to head on down to the meeting house this Saturday night. We're looking for acolytes to spread the word.

Saturday, July 16
Grandma's Politician's Club
4170 Manchester
St. Louis, MO 63110
Services begin sometime around 10-11 P.M.

It's easy to find us.

Look for the PBR sign - displayed without irony.

Upon entering, you will be dazzled by the beauty of more un-ironic treasures.

Notice the fine statues of the world and tin-foil wall coverings.

The altar, offering numerous choices of supplication.

Practice our mantra in front of the wall of mirrors. "It's all about me....me....me!"

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Our sanctified symbol - a pink glitter flamingo.

Enjoy a moment in our outdoor garden of bitchitude.

Before joining a fellow acolyte in the baptismal pool.

See you there!

We're still working on our version of the Ten Commandments...look for updates throughout the week.