Burning For Bush

This was just too good to pass up.

I'm so totally glad, that as a gay, I cannot marry after reading this gasoline soaked article.

I've been known to implode over a paramour. But combust?

GRANTS PASS, Ore. (AP) -- To prove his love, a 38-year-old man set himself on fire before getting down on one knee and asking his girlfriend to marry him.