What Price Beauty?

$35.83 to be exact

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$4.79 Groom & Clean
For hair on my head

$7.99 Gillette Mach 3 Razors
For hair on my face

$9.99 Wal-itin
For hair in my runny nose

$5.99 Wal-phed
For breakfast, lunch and dinner

$3.59 Mitchum Deodorant
For hair under my arms

$0.99 Diet Cola
For obvious reasons

$2.45 Sales Tax
For...um...roads and schools?