Wants and Want Nots

Jenny Wilbanks (that loopy lady that did a lame ass job running out on her wedding) needs a better stylist. C'mon now -- her return outfit (right) is absolutely wretched. And her man, John Mason, is defending this dizzy broad, saying he wants her back!

Today, he said, "Haven't we all made mistakes?" and "... my commitment before God to her was the day I bought that ring and put it on her finger, and I'm not backing down from that."

Too bad she is gonna have to be committed, otherwise her ass is gonna be incarcerated (or at least sued) for being another over-hyped over-blown media spectacle pain in the ass.

I want to shake that man and tell him, "Folks thought you killed her, John! That's not a mistake....that's manslaughter. "It's all here.

In all reality.....I have to admit I understand where John is coming from. He still burns for Jenny. And people do all kinds of crazy shit for passion and l'amour....or so I've heard.

This whole scenario reminds me of a story about Agatha Christie, who scooted out on her man for 11 days in the 1920's. Folks thought she was dead, too, until they found her ass and then all her tea got spilt:

...writer Jared Cade claimed...that her disappearance had been planned by the writer herself as an elaborate method of humiliating her unfaithful husband. But the episode backfired spectacularly when her private revenge became public property and her wretched husband was suspected of murdering her.

--Golden Age Mysteries

I think that sounds fabulous! Revenge through better story telling!

I just wonder who is going to play her in the Lifetime, Television for Women version of this story? I'm going to try opening up comments again to see if you have any suggestions.