May 29, 2005
One Last Thing...
I'm getting ready to shut this puppy down and another e-mail, rich with subtext, pops up.
It's titled Swapping Saliva.
Considering last night involved none of that and the BBQ I'm off to is peppered with fellas:
1. That I've already done that with
2. Whose girlfriends would totally kick my ass if I tried...
This little e-mail from Derik Donovan offered promise.
As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airline encounters turbulence.
I shot in there(sic) mouths and then they swapped it back in forth [porn website redacted] i couldn't believe they did it
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
Me, too, Derik. Me, too.