Goth Fight! Goth Fight!

Oh, the Goth Girl drama -- played out on the internets, no less!

Bitchy, firey missives being sent back and forth across the digital divide, even though Robert Smith, much like Tom Cruise, is not gay.

The smell of clove cigarettes lingers in the air, as chucks of black hair get pushed back from the furrowed brows of black eyelined faces - black fingernail polish clicking on black keys. Black. Black. Black.

TORONTO (Billboard) - Two veteran members of the Cure have exited the U.K. rock act, which has long featured a revolving door of musicians backing leader Robert Smith.

Keyboardist Roger O'Donnell and guitarist Perry Bamonte are out, leaving singer/guitarist Smith, bassist Simon Gallup and drummer Jason Cooper in the fold, according to the Cure's Web site.

"As of Tuesday this week I am no longer a member of the Cure," O'Donnell wrote on his Web site. "It was sad to find out after nearly 20 years the way I did but then I should have expected no less or more."

He goes on to say:

...I wish The Cure all the success they deserve.

Oh the bitterness and passive aggressive melodrama! The 80's are back!