Back to Bitter!

And I am seething with jealousy!

According to Angry Black Bitch, the fella who commented on this post from Ryan's blog was featured on CNN a few days ago!!!!!!!!!!

And my Pretend Internet Boyfriend used to be roommates with this crazy queen who's getting sued by The New York Post.

CNN Celebrity Blog Commentary!

Insider Scoop on Page Six's Arch-Nemesis!!!

Clearly, I have work to do. No more moping. No more thoughtful sensitive prose. No more waiting for the phone to ring, even when I knew it wouldn't, hoping that it still would, but then it did and Jesus Christ! What is wrong with me!!!!! In other words: no more being all crazy and psycho and forelorn and broken-wing-bird. At least until the next time I get all crushed out on a super-sweet guy. If there is a next time....

See... I am back to bitter and as I sat here, the ice fully-forming around my heart, the phone rang...and it was my favorite publicist calling with free tickets to Dresden Dolls tonight.

The Dresden Dolls - whose self-dubbed ‘Brechtian punk cabaret’ genre gives an ironic nod to Brecht’s theater techniques - have been traveling across the modern stages of America, doling out doses of emotional medicine to a country steeped in doubt, fear and a deep un-named sadness over the death of authentic musicianship and entertainment.