Have Caulk Will Travel

Douglas Hengehold was arrested last month after a witness claimed a dude with a caulking gun was running around sealing shut the distribution boxes for Detroit's gay newspaper.

A handwritten note (pictured right) was found in the same box in January when all the Sponge Bob madness was erupting.

Hengehold confessed to having a go at caulking three boxes, and was charged with malicious destruction of property.