Dudes.......start your engines

Looks like a good day for tokers all around. Matthew McConaughey's terribly unfortunate bongos & blunt incident (he was nekkid, even) must finally be behind him, since he's been tapped to be the Grand Marshall of the Daytona 500.

He is quoted saying,"There is nothing more American than NASCAR and the Daytona 500."

Well, I dunno know about that. Grand Marshalling a crummy Hee Haw on Meth event in hopes that you'll get in a few plugs about your upcoming, HI-larious new film with Sarah Michelle Jessica Alba Simpson Gellar Parker might also be decidedly American.

See... where I stay, we have a another phrase for "decidedly American." It's called selling out to revive your once-dead-and-now-only-hanging-by-a-thread-career.

So...VICTORY!!!!! Wave those Penzoil flags, burn through gallons of overpriced oil and eat your apple pie fritters (we're eating again 'coz that carb thing was just too difficult).