Hollywood Horror

With more than 5 million homeless, and hundreds of thousands of people still dead from the December 26 tsunami, Richard Gene reached out to heal the millions more devastated by the separation of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.

The actor issued the following statement, "Speaking for the entire world....we pray for swift resolution to this most horrific of personal tragedies."

On a much lighter note, The White House issued a job-opening in its Illegal Use of Taxpayer Dollars Propaganda Machine Office.

Oh, and Arnold's lobotomized auntie-in-law died.