Four More Jeers

A few thoughts on political collateral in our new and improved ownership society.

"On this day, prescribed by law and marked by ceremony, we celebrate the durable wisdom of our Constitution, and recall the deep commitments that unite our country."

-- Prescripe me some much stronger drugs, some ceremonies are just a pompous waste of money, and commitments are for Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve.

"Americans, at our best, value the life we see in one another, and must always remember that even the unwanted have worth. And our country must abandon all the habits of racism, because we cannot carry the message of freedom and the baggage of bigotry at the same time."

-- Unless we're talking about faggots.

"Eventually, the call of freedom comes to every mind and every soul. We do not accept the existence of permanent tyranny because we do not accept the possibility of permanent slavery. Liberty will come to those who love it."

-- Unless we're talking about faggots.

"We will persistently clarify the choice before every ruler and every nation: The moral choice between oppression, which is always wrong, and freedom, which is eternally right. America will not pretend that jailed dissidents prefer their chains, or that women welcome humiliation and servitude, or that any human being aspires to live at the mercy of bullies."

-- Unless the jailed dissidents are Muslim, unless the women are knocked-up and barefoot, and unless the so-called human beings are faggots.