Curses, Foiled Again!

Uttered with a voice reminiscent of Vincent Price meets Paul Lynde, hands facing each other, fingers twirling, eyebrows raised.....

Deep inside our dick-licking Fortress of Sodomy comes the news that purveyor of righteousness James Dobson has unearthed our insidious plan to convert helpless younglings into craven, same-sex lovin' ghouls - or worse - into anti-American fiends who could give a rat's ass what others do in their bedrooms! Oh the horror! Come, my minions, we terrorists of tolerance much concoct yet another scheme to destroy the helpless, traditional Christian families of the U-S of A.

Our carefeully constructed agenda has failed again!