The Gays Are Boring

I'm so looking forward to Friday's Scissor Sisters show. I'm all crushed out on their frontman after reading this: The Gay Anti-Gay Revolution is brewing.....

"I'm speaking in very general terms here, but you get a room full of urban gay professionals together in America in 2004 and you won't be able to tell the difference between them and a bunch of right-wing Republicans."

"A lot of the gay mainstream is so desperate to assimilate into straight culture that they've turned into their own high school principals, except with a spoonful of ketamine up their nose on the weekends."