May 3, 2004
Weird Lady Day
Today is Weird Lady Day.
In less than two hours, I've encountered three totally weird ladies. One lady was prancing - full-on prancing through the parking lot at the grocery store with her hands extended like wings, spinning and swirling. She wasn't your typical weird lady - ya know, some hippie Stevie Nicks-wannabe. No. She looked like a 52 year old grandma with styled hair, cute pants, saucy sandals and a J.C. Penneyesque older-lady pink top. But she was still whacked.
I saw another weird lady through my rear view mirror - she was talking to herself in this very frantic, jerky, twitchy way - jerking her head - and blowing spit bubbles. Oh! And she was eating something that looked like string cheese. The other weird lady just called on the phone - and I think she was on major pharmaceuticals.
Be on the lookout. The weird ladies are mobilizing.