I am so, like, whatever!

A dear friend called me earlier and when she asked me how I was doing, I stammered, unable to express my angst and uttered those five words.

It's fun cleaning with Colton

It seems that I lack the ability to communicate effectively when asked a direct question. Some sort of mediated response or some sort of nit-wit reply seems to be my immediate reaction.

Since that conversation, I have cleaned my office and watched a lot of porn.

Needless to say, I am in a much better mood.