It's 2 AM, do you know where your ex is?

Wow! Three posts in one day. The New Year is starting off with quite the flourish. Anyway, this post is for the love-lorn. Recently, I attempted to counsel a friend on matters of the heart. And I didn’t too half-assed a job! So now I’ve decided that in my spare time, I might fashion a column or two for the heartbroken.

This is a list compiled from a couple of different sources and the motivation was a couple of unexpected phone calls last night. When the phone rings and it’s the last person you expected to hear from on the other line, drunkenly rambling off some half-assed, semi-sweet sentiment, man….it can leave your mind reeling. This list is a primer or a reminder to those of us who over-analyze every situation and every slip of the tongue. Men sure are funny and fickle. This list will help you keep it real.