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August 23, 2003

Grateful Tubby

nnjdavid: Hey guy
nnjdavid: Good evening
soulpwr (this is me): ... [ Just the series of periods since I thought he was some stupid robot/porn site link -- he has no profile ]
nnjdavid: Good evening
nnjdavid: How are you?
nnjdavid: David here
soulpwr: ......?
nnjdavid: Yep
soulpwr: hello
nnjdavid: I am in charge?
nnjdavid: LOL
soulpwr: LOL
nnjdavid: Hi thre [ uh, oh.....bad sign.... ]
soulpwr: I thought you might be a pesky little bot
nnjdavid: LOL
nnjdavid: Not here
nnjdavid: Topguy here
soulpwr: well, yay! [ What are you supposed to say to that? Like I give a shit...... ]
soulpwr: LOL
soulpwr: are you in St. Louis? [ Change the subject tactic.... ]
nnjdavid: Yes
nnjdavid: Central West End
soulpwr: why don't you have a profile?
nnjdavid: I do not know what happened to the damm thing
nnjdavid: : Stats...
nnjdavid: 6'1
nnjdavid: 172 lbs
soulpwr: LOL...it just vanished? [ He's all rapid-fire stats, and I just wanted to know why he didn't have a profile ]
nnjdavid: Blond
nnjdavid: Brn
nnjdavid: 37 yo
nnjdavid: Masc
soulpwr: That all sounds nice...do I know you? [ Give a compliment...try to personalize the conversation. ]
nnjdavid: Nope......want to?
soulpwr: Hah......that I do not know...I'm not much into random hookups.... [ Just telling the truth...but by this point, I was ready to stir the pot a little. ]
nnjdavid: I see
nnjdavid: Everything starts somewhere
nnjdavid: Plus this is not church....LOL
soulpwr: Are you saying there's something wrong with church? [ Stir.... ]
soulpwr: Or just trying to pick up guys at church? [ Stir some more.... ]
nnjdavid: Of course not
soulpwr: Or cruising at church? [ Lets go for a full crank..... ]
nnjdavid: Well it would seem perhaps we are on a differnt page. Have fun and of course good luck [ of course ?? ]
soulpwr: yeah...charmed.... [ By this point....who cares?? ]
nnjdavid: se
nnjdavid: Pardon?
nnjdavid: Well what ever just not into coy
soulpwr: oh, I'm not coy - just not interested - I'm not into someone's first words being...Top...
nnjdavid: LOL
nnjdavid: See ya [ Yay!!! Dreadful conversation is over.....but no!!!!!! ]
nnjdavid: Do not think was the firt words [ firt? ]
nnjdavid: I would think a tubby would be greatfull that someone showed a interest [ !!!!!!! There's so much that's wrong with this statement !!!!!! ]
soulpwr: Oh, I should have gratitude???
nnjdavid: Have a great weekend. I understand it is going to a tad cooler
soulpwr: well....my extra fat will keep me warm.....hope you don't catch a chill.... [ OK -- he hit a nerve.... ]
nnjdavid: ow?
nnjdavid: Me to
nnjdavid: Nice guy I am sure. Just not nice to throw darts [ !!!!! Once again, huh? !!!!! ]
nnjdavid: You are an Adult...one would think
nnjdavid: And you know where you are
nnjdavid: Have a great weekend
soulpwr: throwing darts???
soulpwr: OK...this is very strange...
soulpwr: I am intrigued, yet appalled. Be sure to say hello again..... [ By this point... I am soooo confused..... ]
nnjdavid: Lets leave it at that guy....you said you were not interested....Great...stop sending privates [ Stop???Did I ever start??? ]
nnjdavid: I tried to be nice
nnjdavid: you chose to be abrubt

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