Shocking news!

The St. Louis Post-Dispatch is reporting that the dismal quality of St. Louis' public schools often results in families reconsidering living within city limits -- and very often results in families moving out of the city.

Once again, the Post has unearthed another shocking news story.

Was that an Earthquake or an attempt at demonic possession?

Ok.

So, it's 4:30 in the morning and I'm wide awake.

No. I'm not just getting in -- I'm getting up.

Actually, I was awoken (awaken?) by a low, dull rolling sound, windows rattling and my bed swaying from side to side.

I assumed it was an earthquake (very quickly, I might add)...but so far there's nothing on the news about it, leaving me just a tad aggravated.

I really do not have the time to fight the forces of darkness right now. Which, in a totally perverse way, I'm grateful for at this moment. I have shit to do.

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Update: It was an earthquake!!!!!

Missouri to Enjoy First Chanel Outlet Mall

When Courtney Love wore fake Chanel, Harper's Bazaar flew her crazy ass to Paris to apologize to Karl Lagerfeld.

Sadly, I suspect, the people of Crestwood will simply be slapped with a lawsuit.

See ya at Crestwood Court in court!

Story: Crestwood Mall stupidly rebranded.